I saw Billy on the street on the street here in NYC. Usually when I see celebrities on the street I leave them alone, but then I thought, Duh, that's Billy's THING! He would WANT me to run up and scare him on the street. So I did. I ran up to him and told him he was the best thing to happen to television and New…

I'm a virgin past the age at which it is statistically common to be a virgin and the only thing that really bothers me about it is that apparently I can't actually use my virginity to summon unicorns. I feel cheated.

I wish I could star this a thousand times. When I read

But do you have a flag?

This was great and the omnomnom break it down was fantastic, but The Meaty Cheesy Boys will always be my first fast food boy band love.

Not to defend Terry Richardson (file that under "sentences I never thought I'd write"), but unauthorized outtakes are not necessarily known for their high quality. These look like they were shrunk down to 400x300 or thereabouts, saved in low-res from a lightbox or something, and then resized back up to post here…

I'm not rich, nowhere *near* rich, and I found most of these pretty damn funny. I mean, if you were a funny rich person making fun of yourself, you'd make these same exact jokes.

Early 2000s. No explanation necessary.

The fact that this is my go to image probably says something about me...

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

Tuxedo cats are the best cats.

You're SO RIGHT. My god. I mean, lord knows if we didn't do that, the Taliban would willingly embrace something as progressive as vaccines.

"The foot of the bed." - Rachel Green, 1994.

I adore Meg Cabot. I want more of her Adult chic lit. That's what I think she does best. The Heather Wells series is fantastic.

THIS

Google the Tattoo Fantasy Football League, where the winner gets to pick the tattoo that goes on the loser. Someone has a portrait of Justin Bieber with "#YOLO SWAG" under it. Terrible!

Sorry Jezzies, can't focus on the Dirt Bag right now. The HIMYM finale last night has me feeling all of the bad feelings.

If you're not embarrassing your kids, you're not doing it right. This was excellent.

Not only are they holding onto it for hours, they're SQUEEZING it.