Honestly, I'll just take even the most tangential opportunity to post a Freddie gif.

It's solid! It's solid. This is solid. This is solid.

Until today, I had always just assumed Duck Dynasty was a Disney cartoon.

No way. All that stubble, everywhere?!? You'd get a full body case of razor burn. Which would then turn into a full body case of crabs.

What are you, some kind of polar bear racist?? I'm completely color blind, man.

A Polar Bear Santa would make more sense, considering Penguins are from the Antarctica.

That's hogwash to say that men don't see dirt. When we have people coming over, my husband will have a fit if the house isn't spotless and dust-free.

Haha! I was just adding on to the "best ways to break the law" discussion :)

Oh, come on. He definitely wouldn't tweet like a 14-year-old pop star. Sure, he'd be a total douche like the lawyer in question, but he wouldn't use unacceptable grammar.

It's Mindy's exboyfriend Josh from TV, right? The douchey sports lawyer.

In defense of this production, these actors could have danced and sung the most thrilling piece of musical theater in world history but 10 millions Americans would have shrilly lamented IT'S NOT THE JULIE ANDREWS AND CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER MOVIE VERSION FROM MY CHILDHOOD. But guess what? It wasn't supposed to be. The…

nothing beats jurassic park melodica.

Aziz Ansari sari not sorry.

The freedom to put shit on other shit? HELL YEA! 'Murica!

New Haven pizza is the actual winner.

I just said 'Is that a fucking three legged dog escaping?!' to my silent flat, where I live alone. My BOOKS know I'm impressed.

Ratchet is the Lombax, not the robot. Maybe I've been playing too many video games? :)

If they're talking about Planet Bob, it totally passes.