WHAT ABOUT THIS

This is all obviously bonkers, but the toothbrush and the razor is the bonkers-est. You would spend exactly the same money if you had one each! They would last twice as long!

The GOP must have gotten obstinance-only education in school.

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I'll just leave this here.

The selection of Sam Cooke's "Only Sixteen" — ONE OF THE MOST PEDO-TASTIC POP SONGS OF ALL TIME IF YOU LISTEN TO THE LYRICS

My first year too and all the work I usually get done on Sundays is going to have to be rescheduled STAT!

I used to make my own quill pens by gluing a ballpoint ink tube inside a giant feather from Hobby Lobby. I was (and still am) really into Harry Potter.

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No "Sho'shana Tova"?

Omfg....it's a Ferris wheel. Tears??? Wow.

It just seems so bitter

10 years ago she ripped off books for fan fic. People need to get over it.

Oh god, get over it, fandom! She put in the hard work to make it and she did well. We should be proud of her, not harassing her for youthful indiscretions.

Ah, that's a shame as the books are really superb and beautifully written. Cassandra Clare is a talented writer. I was excited about the film, been following its progress ever since it was just a pre-production rumour. Thanks a bunch, Twilight. Eugh.

Guys, her last name is Tuff. Come on! If her name was in a book or movie people would be like, "Oh, please. Too obvious".

You know, in 1968 Jose Feliciano sang the national anthem at the World Series. His folksy interpretation is one of the more beautiful I've heard. But the crowd at the time booed him for daring to sing it and some even broke out in acts of violence at the stadium. As a result his career sort of tanked, and today he's…

Oh, on resumes! At first I thought you meant in general and was wondering how that would work.

The original video of this, where Jamie Fox and Channing Tatum did this live after an awards show- was HILARIOUS. This is OK, but the original is funnier and they seem drunk.