Yes, some jobs, you just have to do.

Do you actually know the legal definition of an unpaid internship? You're basically not supposed to do ANY work that would financially benefit the company you are interning for. Its a learning experience. You stand back and watch what other people do, you ask questions, you absorb.

The Human Fund isn't on this list.

Yep, yep, yep. When I was working at a buffet place in high school, I got paid. I cannot imagine doing graphic design or news reporting or presentations without pay!!!! Those are way more challenging tasks than making jello for old people.

I can't ever think of your national anthem without my mind immediately going to Eddie Izzard:

Yes, yes, yes. While in college, I interned at a small accessories company (the owner/designer was a complete nightmare) and her company basically ran on unpaid interns. She was the designer, but she had her interns out sourcing fabrics, dealing with factories and sample makers (because they all hated her and refused…

Buster would have given an arm and leg to pet that loose seal, er, sea lion.

Well, that's enough internet for the day...

"You look 45!"

I never, ever blow-dry my hair. Like, not since I was 18 probably. It's not good for the hairs, and if I did it, I'd lose what little bit of wavy curl I have. I would not sneer at you; I would give you the quick smile of camaraderie.

A few meters wider, it seems, "for stability."

This is the first instance that I've ever heard of applying makeup as being "work"

Nope. doesn't work that way. You can't hire someone to do it.

The following is a secretly recorded phone conversation between "Charlotte" and Dan Perrins

Valid? I found it intensely obtuse. He simultaneously derides Americans for not doing enough and Bostonians for doing too much. He ignores the fact that many Americans are fighting as hard as humanly possible to enact very mild gun control measures and blatantly disregarded the fact that daily violence and terrorism…

Nope, they also read McVeigh his Miranda rights, although you could easily build a case that he exhibited the same "public safety threat" as this kid did.

Video taken of the explosion.

Don't forget to add rhinestones and sparkles. Always with the bling.