I spent my college summers working as a camp counselor for the town recreation program. Technically, we weren't even allowed to apply sunscreen to their arms. During orientation we asked what the hell we were supposed to do if the kid wanted a hug. Do you really tell a seven year old, "No, I'm not allowed to touch…

I would eat that licked cupcake, but I was a gross child. On the plus side I have the immune system of a horse.

I would have been that bratty student who would point out that, maybe it's her favorite t-shirt and she loves it a lot and it has real meaning to her. Also she could just wash it.

Yeah, this bit confused me. Even in my super-liberal-NYC-suburb sex ed class they MENTIONED it. In a, "Obviously the best way to avoid all this is to refrain from it, but you're teenagers and we've wised up to your hormonal ways so we don't need to talk about how you're not going to do it because chances are 90% of…

I would buy it and wear it sitting on my couch while drinking beer like in that episode of Friends.

Also, besides the fact that rape jokes as a rule are unfunny, saying, "she fell asleep, so we raped her" isn't even a joke. It's an admission of a crime.

Is the John Stamos line a rape joke? I was confused because at first I interpreted that line as a threesome that turned into a twosome while the lady slept on the couch.

My elementary school's mascot was a fat cherubic dragon a la Pete's Dragon. I so badly want some vintage-y type t-shirt.

It could be worse. They could have been crocs. There I said it.

Also Kerri Russell!

It totally threw me off! I was so confused I had to re-watch his speaking parts in the trailer several times to make sure I was actually hearing him properly!

He's like a young Clive Owen. I sit around looking at these photos all day sometimes.

I got sucked into that hole as well and now I'm full of rage and sadness. I need Girl Scout Cookies. Now.

The bible known as Wikipedia just taught me that GSUSA is part of a larger world wide organisation known as WAGGGS (World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts) and states, "Girl Guiding/Girl Scouting is open to all girls and young women without distinction of creed, race, nationality, or any other circumstance.…

I had a guy friend ask me for advice because his ex (whom he'd decided to remain friends with) was pissed at him for kissing her good friend at a party and when I was not sympathetic to his cause he got angry at me. I don't know if he thought I would agree with him because he genuinely believed that he was completely…

A book that they'd then turn into a movie that I would then pay $13.50 to see and sob at.

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I'm glad this photo bothers you too. I am a passive football/sports fan. I like going to games because the energy is AMAZING and I really enjoy playoffs and championship games but I tend to not watch them on T.V.

I can tell them apart now but couldn't when they were little on Full House, except that sometimes Michelle was right hand dominant and and sometimes she was left. Now their faces look vastly different to me but it may just be from familiarity.

But Mary-Kate and Ashley ARE fraternal!