Da funk did I just read? *blinks*

Exactly what Holiday Pay is at least in my neck of the woods. I know companies differ. My bestie works at Starbuck and they get paid no matter what. But if that's how this place operates, fuck them and their donuts.

As long as they get that sweet holiday pay I ain't too mad. If not, fuck that company.

...I want to see it >.>

Am I the only one that wants to yank it out myself?

You bitch! *sniff*

Ms. Aniston, please have my heart as a token for your badassery. For I am now yours...but you still have to share me with Queen Bette Midler, King Bruce Campbell, and Duchess Angelina Jolie.

I like pussy. I use cunt when I am feeling extra dirty with Mr. Biscuits. But in passing my favorite terms are Snuke, Snizz, and Snatch. Mostly snuke tho.

Oh my God I love this.

Meh

Holy crap! How the fuck can you respond to this? This sounds awful. What if he is going through some major trauma?

Screw all of y'all! I'm excited as shit! I loved the Peanuts gang and Snoopy especially growing up!

Psssh, I do this with garlic all the time. Soooooooo goooooood!

Same. Once by a lady in a pink tank top with the words Cabrona stylized to look like Corona who had just gotten out of court for being acquitted of assault against her ex (she was very happy to share that news.) Ahhhh to have worked downtown by the courthouse!

I can't believe that many voters want to see out great state continue to burn to the ground. FUCK Abbot. And fuck this election.

Yup, like -40.78 for 100 proof if the Googles is to be believed. Hence why I would pay for that...and give myself frostbite in the process.

Unless that shit is made out of pure vodka what's the point of ordering it?

Right? I was suspecting seeing us at the top too.

My tits and I are not worthy.

Hmmm, yay.