Ohmigod I never knew I needed a gif this badly lmao!

*eye twitch*

Meh, it's the only sugar alternative that didn't give me headaches, nausea or any other illness that the other crap gave me. Now I say fuck it and stick with real sugar or no sugar at all!

When I adopted my baby boy Salem (RIP), his name was Fruity. Which made no sense to me cause he was this pure black cat with the biggest green eyes. Then he came home with me and acted just like my best friend who happens to be a huge flamer and it all made sense to me. I miss that little guy.

Seriously, fuck that last family. I would have done every unsanitary thing possible to their meals short of giving them e coli, and even then I would consider it.

That sounds eerily similar to my buddy's wedding 2 years back. Except no open bar and it was also in honor of Dia de los Muertos.

There are but they are race specific to white people. For example I never knew Potato Head was a slur for Irish people.

My tear ducts are giving this commercial a hearty and well-earned fuck you. I'll be in my apartment baking my eyes out wishing I can go to my parent's house to hug my dog.

Was about to comment the same thing. I agree wholeheartedly.

Lol "Poot-Poot."

We served this at the last coffee shop I was at before I put on my big girl slacks and got a big girl job. I was always experimenting with fresh garlic and extra pepper. Baked Eggs are a God Damned gift from God.

Ugggh worst story by far is the FIRST time I shit my pants in front of my boyfriend. We went out to eat at one of those stir fry buffet places. I loaded up on mixing raw chicken and seafood along with veggies, noodles, basically pigged the fuck out. So boyfriend wisely gets up to use the restroom but I don't have to…

No. But I am now alarmed at the idea of another person like her :p

It all comes down to the way fat is stored in one's body. A good friend of mine has a small waist and is otherwise petite but has got a fat ass and birthing hips. Myself, smaller waist but a bigger butt and hips.

Was my aunt there? That sounds like shit she'd say/go to for the sake of a young, strings player. (See also her obsession with David Garrett).

I've still yet to find an explanation for my Brooklyn accent that pops out from time to time. Note: I am from South Texas and have only ever been to Mexico and Louisville, KY. I still get asked if I'm from New York -_-

Good Afternoon Dan!

I like the idea of art by their kids on the dress but otherwise it's so basic. Meh, she is still gorgeous so my opinion means nothing.

I'm not offended. Fajitas are fucking delicious and I've heard worse. Sincerely a San Antonio Mexican from the Southside.

The irony was so lost on the execs that Alanis Morrisette wouldn't be able to find it if the lyric sheet was right in front of her.