Lol so I'm not the only weird one. My Ken doll was such a slut, being the only male and my Barbies having a plethora of other Barbies.

Our safeword is Cacao.

This seems appropriate to share. When Ibi was younger, about that age, I was in love with breasts and had sexual fantasies. I didn't know what it was at the time but I knew it was naked bodies kissing. I even simulated sex with my dolls. Looking back, that was pretty disturbing but it also helped me realize later…

My awesome Converse hoodie I bought from the Mens section years ago and I beg to differ...

As a former Aramark employee I just want to say FUCK THAT FUCKING COMPANY. Fuck them and their illegal practices of skimming our hours to avoid paying us overtime, their shitty upper management and their dumass way of firing most of their employees and refusing to hire anyone new just to avoid having to pay any time…

I'll be that asshole. It looks like crap. Pixie cuts aren't for everyone. She has the kind of face that looks best with her hair framing and complimenting her features. Though if she is anything like me she prolly either A) chopped it all off to let it regrow and get healthy again or B) did it to make sure she…

*slow clap* marvelous display of dramatic theatre.

Le squee :3

Called it. /former Wiccan

Lol, downtown, not too far from the San Antonio Museum of Art. The place is called Rosella.

Meh, the coffee shop I work at here in San Antonio sells fancy toast. Bread from a local bakery with either avocado/citrus oo/cumin/sea salt/parsley, peanut butter/bananas/sea salt/local honey, or white cheddar/green apples/sea salt/pepper/parsley. I suppose we are now part of the problem but they are our best…

Gahd that David Blaine tweet was accurate as hell. Mean, but accurate.

Despite the horror of infected food I still manage to let out a hearty laugh at liking beef in my taint but not liking taint in my beef.

Warheads being likened to the Ramsay Snow of candies is probably the most accurate thing I have read in a while.

So my Jr. Prom was interesting. I was wearing this cute dress with a corset back my mom and I found last minute at some department store. Apparently it wasn't tight enough or all my dancing burned a thousand calories cause while on the dance floor during the song Shout, as I jumped up my titties decided to as well.…

Ohhhh Brandon Lee. The things I would have done to him if he was still alive, we were single, and if he knew I existed.

Yeah....I starred this for the picture.

*ahem* GAY PEOPLE ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING PETS! That is all.

So happy I quit eating there after I got healthy and switched to real food.

I feel this could also be about SXSW. Also I loved this article.