Or Mickey Rourke

“After a thorough investigation we have determined that we did nothing wrong.”

Hellcat list is missing the Caravan Hellcat. It exists and Dodge was too much of a coward to sell it. 

THE WHAT?! I have been playing that game on multiple consoles for over 30 years and somehow never knew this. Clearly I wasn’t hanging out with the right friends.

“Get a used Honda Fit” is generally the correct answer to anyone who “just needs a car.”

Just by the damn van.

Well now their final gas car needs to be called the Epilogue.

Don’t you dare say un unkind word about a volume knob lest they remove it entirely!

Let me be more clear: touch screen control, including capacitive “buttons”, for traditionally physical button/knob based features (volume, input switching, HVAC, seats, wipers, lights) needs to stop.

Touch Screens.

And a liftback.

I can’t imagine that’s comfortable while you’re driving but I won’t judge. Though it really needs more of a flared base or you’ll lose it.

They only sold about 2000 cars in the USA in 2021 (the year of that study). That’s the important part.

Or the Dodge Demon

100% of Stellantis brands are below average. Shocking.

They have to sell a minimum number to be included on the list.

Once most cars are actually silent running EVs, this car is going to make you sound like even more of a moran than current dumb loud exhausts.

My electric scooter weighs 40Lb, so strap 7 of those together, you’ve got a 280Lb vehicle and 40 miles of range with seating for 7. You’re already doing better than an i-MiEV. Gordon, call me, we’ll bang this out in a weekend.

My A-Pillars are big enough that an entire F-150 can be invisible from the wrong angle while I’m turning through an intersection. I have to constantly shift my position to see around it.

I honestly can’t tell if this is satire. 10/10 trolling. No notes.