The first movie was visually stunning and a showcase of modern 3D filmmaking. I saw it 3 times in theatres, in 3D, and I know I wasn’t alone in this. That’s how it made so much money. No one is going to do that for the sequel.

When making the Where the Wild Things Are movie, they needed a dog to bark on cue, and it wouldn’t, so the director road past it on a skateboard. Solved.

Soon: Somehow, Andor returned.

There is a Star Wars for everyone. Some people liked The Last Jedi.

Or Mickey Rourke

“After a thorough investigation we have determined that we did nothing wrong.”

My hair leaves a gross looking grease stain on my fabric head rest (YES I SHOWER) so actually this would be nice to have.

And now I’m selling DA CHAIRS.

The mindset of the average GOP voter.

Season 1: Oh cool! Wait, what? What? What? WHAT! HOLY SHIT!

Hellcat list is missing the Caravan Hellcat. It exists and Dodge was too much of a coward to sell it. 

THE WHAT?! I have been playing that game on multiple consoles for over 30 years and somehow never knew this. Clearly I wasn’t hanging out with the right friends.

“Get a used Honda Fit” is generally the correct answer to anyone who “just needs a car.”

Who the heck is this guy? Did they recast Steve Carell already?!

Just by the damn van.

At least he can’t, even if he wanted to.

Do you still get a Darwin award for being hit by a sleeping Tesla driver? I feel like that’s more likely.

I demand low stakes episodic content with diplomacy, moral quandaries, and bottle episodes!

Well now their final gas car needs to be called the Epilogue.

Don’t you dare say un unkind word about a volume knob lest they remove it entirely!