FROM MY COLD DEAD TINY HANDS

This was absolutely my take as well. I’m not paying to subscribe AND paying for content (particularly when it’s Google, who might just shut the system down with all the games I “own”).

I saw the new GM logo for the first time yesterday. If a design student handed that in I’d give them an E for Effort. What designs got rejected?

I’ve heard nothing but good things from the people who’ve actually driven the Bolt.

Let’s put a statue of that on the steps of the Capitol.

$100 / month for 100Mb/s? Where do I sign up??

This brings up a fascinating question: Does Rudy think?

I still have that robot, intact, on my shelf.

On the inside of the car.

You’re stuck in traffic and the asshole in front of you starts to back up. What does the Tesla do?

I guess I can’t even afford a car without stalks until I can buy more stonks.

You’ve obviously never tried to use a 2 year old phone when it’s -30. And I just don’t want to see a car company ditch keys/fobs completely because it’s all on your phone.

The phone.

I didn’t think I’d have to say this until yesterday, but the regular car interface things.

You want a key that dies every 18 hours?

This is just the big funds and the SEC shouting PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

I’d rather see “crooked” politicians get rich by investing in their own money in an American electric car manufacturer, than via a gun-lobbyist’s contributions. It’s a sliding scale.

“Dad, I just spoke with my financial advisor and the company we shorted last week is doing the opposite of going bankrupt. Dad, you have to fix this.”

To be fair, Biden announcing that initiative is why I bought Tesla stocks (among others), but I’m not in charge of anything.

I’m just excited for the movie theatres to open up again.