So stocks are memes now. Is this peak capitalism?

I just discovered that over the last 5 days, the remnants of Nortel is still a traded stock, and it’s gone up 400%. First GameStop, then BlackBerry, now Nortel? WTF is happening? Is the stock market a meme now?

Rudy is so fucking weird I actually do believe it.

I also think the hilariously high number might just be for the headlines. $10M and it would just be a 1 day news story, but $1.3B gets you days of coverage and entire segments on comedy shows. EVERYONE will know about it.

*Politicians are making money off them.

Welcome to the stock market, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

I thought that was already happening?

Never tell me the odds.

Well that changes this from completely unsurprising to entirely terrifying.

If I may:

I thought he was supposed to be the voice of reason? Or maybe he gets locked in a closet and the only thing he can do is Tweet and appear on CNN.

Still found in the home of the average Fox News viewer:

I’d just be skipping down the halls of the FCC, throwing pinks slips out of a basket like flower petals.

But if you cancel Keystone XL, you’re going to make Jason Kenney cry :(

I currently have sweet potatoes, ramen AND chilli oil. So yeah this is happening.

Well now it’s a documentary...

You want this Meow-meow.

Nope. They still like money. But you can now spin stops an extra 20 meters away, and raid any gym that you can see (about 700m)