Standard issue PotatoPhone for all your UFO and Bigfoot sightings. 

Windows 10 without Win32 apps or the Control Panel? So I get all the problems of Windows, without the required troubleshooting systems or software compatibility? Wow where do I sign up?

That actually had me confused for a couple days after they got hired and started writing. I couldn’t figure out why so many articles were suddenly about Mercedes.

So far my rental car adventures have been the Pacific Coast (Seattle to LA) in a Corolla, Pikes Peak in a Mazda 6, and the Rockies from Calgary to Vancouver in a Soul. Rental cars really are the fastest cars in the world. Still on my list are the Nurburgring (technically a road), Tail of the Dragon, Mount Washington,…

That’s the way it should be, for everyone.

MRI scans cost money?

The problem with calling a modern SUV “The Probe” is they all look like suppositories. 

Not even Die Hard?!

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I feel the same way about League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It has Sean Connery, and vampires, and explosions.

Charged via Apple’s proprietary electrical grid.

Yar.

I believe it will be streaming on HBO’s Canadian service, HBOU.

Fewer steps is the point of piracy in a lot of cases. It’s not about the money, it’s the pure convenience. And the money.

Loved her in Hannibal.

That sounds very Eddie.

The fact that this is currently the top comment, so you have to “show more” to reveal the actual image makes it even better. Perfect Kinja, 10/10

There are mutated strains that the vaccine is MORE effective against, but so far none that it’s less effective against. So don’t worry YET.

“Donny, I want you to stop crying. Look, I’ve got Georgia right here!”