“Well traveled.”

Good point. Seamen. Heh.

Oh that JP dinner ware set is tempting... I have been looking for a similar “fancy” dining set from Nintendo or another video game property for a gift and haven’t had any luck so far.

The other day I found “Storm Trooper” hot sauce and BBQ sauce. With the actual ST armour as the logo. Zero Disney branding. I think they just don’t WANT to copyright that... because Nazis.

Wait, what are the Coast Guard personnel called?

I’m genuinely curious about his current and future role / rank? Are they offering promotions to entice personnel over to Space Force? I can’t imagine they’re training for space combat, so what do they actually ... do?

I just hope that every thing they do gets “Space” in front of it. Space Reports! Space Coffee! Space Congressional Oversight Committee Hearings!

Get some VR goggles and a $160 folding bike on amazon.

I believe Peloton’s official slogan is, “Fuck you, give us money.”

I’m hoping we just never hear about it ever again after Jan 20th.

If he finally came out, a lot of men would.

Calling military personnel “coffin-stuffers” seems a bit on the nose...

BuT tHuh GAlacTiC FederaTiON!

Probably because the Netflix Spaceforce show called everyone “Spaceman” and it sounded fucking hilarious.

I don’t think anyone inside the Rebellion actually knew Luke was, or was going to be, a Jedi. He wasn’t at the time, he just kind of had a lightsaber. Luke’s force sensitivity may have been top secret for all we know. It’s clear that the Empire successfully scrubbed Jedis from all memory in a matter of 20 years, so…

I’m still impressed with how Homebrew just works through Rosetta (mostly). I thought that would be the dealbreaker but not so far.

When I picture Mike Pence getting a jab, it’s different in my head.

You’re allowed to shake it 3 times.

“The guy at the dealer said driving this would get me chicks. Now I’m broke.”

“Why are you changing your locks? We used to love breaking into your house and searching through your mail and photos. You’re stifling the free and open marketplace for your personal secrets!”