It has been called the Tar Sands for decades.

Han shot first.

The re-release of the original theatrical Star Wars trilogy would put my ass in a theatre for a week.

The recipe for Thor is just a shattered cup of black coffee.

I assumed it was a piece of salmon. Or you know, a tongue.

COTD right here.

Wrong. Injecting it is for the poors who can’t afford enough bleach to bathe in.

I’m glad that joy still exists in this world.

These truly are the End Times.

“Head to Snapchat for the full Q&A.”

As a PHP developer, that was a solid burn.

From the reactions, I gather that she broke in to his home and was attempting to steal his wallet at the moment she was removed.

I always enjoyed the Holodeck episodes because it gave the writers a chance to do whatever the fuck they wanted for an episode.

I’m doing my best to avoid both right now. They’re definitely equally terrible.

I have never come so close to vomiting while watching a TV as when Winn and “Anjol” (Dukat) start hooking up. I believe I seriously considered bleaching my eyes. It was perfect and horrifying and the writers should have won all the awards for how much it disgusted me.

You can dismiss comments. It’s in the little menu.

No. Sorry.

I need to be honest, I liked the entire movie, and that racing “secret” was my only problem with it.

He’s just declaring the start of the first annual Thirsty Games.