Shutupandtakemymoney

You can’t buy a new one any more that I’m aware of, and the used ones are pretty rare. Also the Tesla is faster and more practical. 

You’ve misspelled Rally Fighter.

Was the eggplant from Torch?

I’m not saying I like it, but if I was forced to choose between this ... thing ... and every other boring-ass truck and SUV currently on sale, it’s the CYBERTRUCK every damn time.

Does anyone use any truck as a truck anymore?

In a perfect world, he and every politician currently propping him up will be charged with treason.

Which one?

Ivanka isn’t uncomfortable, that’s just the botulism toxin injected into her face muscles.

Those eyes are screaming, “You, with the box-cutter, toss that here.”

So. Fucking. Awesome.

Because Canada only has a 15 year import law (25 is so crazy) we're starting to see Clio V6s for sale up here. It’s an insane time to be alive.

It’s about time Batman played Batman.

It looks ok in person but it does not photograph well.

Damn. The 15" aftermarket wheels on my last car weighed 12lb each. This is another reason I hate the move to larger wheels.

That’s what the facehugger said when it saw your mouth.

It’s good to know that I’ve been using their Vive controllers correctly this whole time.

“Yes, he’ll have the extra large bucket, with triple gravy, and... do you just sell lard? Oh good then we’ll take a gallon of that.”

I’ll be on vacation that day, and that would really make it the best Christmas ever.