Both.

That would require Trump to admit that he’s too sick, or weak, to go on being president. Can you imagine those words actually coming out of his mouth? Because I can’t.

It really is unfortunate that Stark Raving Dad is one of the best Simpsons episodes.

I’m assuming that lead gif is what David Tracy’s erections look like.

It looked a lot better with camo. Like, a lot better. 

Oh my god I love it

Yeah, I’ve spent most of my time in Beat Saber on a Vive, and when I try the PSVR I find the tracking is probably 99.9 percent at Expert speeds, but that isn’t good enough.

I’ve tried some Expert+ levels and they honestly just make my shoulders sore (apart from being impossible). Heavier controllers would be bad for me. Or good? Unclear.

It was too bad for this world, and was gone too soon.

Not so embarrassingly, this sealed the deal on ordering an Oculus Quest.

Yeah, I’m going to hold on to my 2013 13" Pro with its USB A and HDMI ports, thank you.

I have a 4.6" Sony ZX1 Compact, and child who saw it recently and asked me “What is that?” because it didn’t even register as big enough to be a phone. Times have changed.

Squee.

Ok, I don’t hate that one.

That moustache was swiftly banned by F1 for being TOO DAMN SEXY.

By Porsche.

Wait, buying a blimp has been an option this whole time? What am I even doing with my life.

You may start putting up Christmas decorations on Nov 12 - after Remembrance/Veterans Day.

Go home you’re ... ok you’ve skidded off the road and landed in a ditch. Never mind.