I can’t believe they thought it was a secret.

Citizen made an analog smart watch a few years ago which was 100% solar powered. No GPS, and no screen, but maybe they’ll make an updated version.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

This is exactly why I am always skeptical of unions humans in positions of power.

I love unions and I want them to be strong and useful. Fuck the people who give them a bad name, and this guy in particular.

Well if you really want to bring them home...

Justin, Justin, they’re ALL ugly. Asking which one is ugliest is like asking a mother which is her favourite child.

That guy for POTUS.

A tear in the fabric of spacetime.

They might have formed as a binary pair of giant stars, or just random chance, however unlikely, brought them together. In infinite space, things with inifinitly small possibility are happening all the time. 

Moo Shu ice cream in Ottawa, ON. Near-ish?

6.8" screen. They've left phablet territory and gone to full on tablet. 

Then you need snow tires. AWD will just help you crash faster. 

Buy a Golf.

So don’t put the card in my jeans pocket, or my leather wallet. Ok.

A massively popular (or at least prominent) series with an aggressively diverse cast and prominent LGBT main characters, released at a time when trans rights in particular are under attack, isn’t important?

Where are the ads showing? Clamato with Vodka (a Caesar) is the most popular breakfast cocktail in Canada, the same way Americans drinks tomato juice with Vodka.

That’s exactly my concern. You’re going to need to keep an old, out of date phone with you in 10 years because there’s no other way to open the used Lincoln you bought.

I was at a sports thing and someone brought a cooler full of Coors Light, and I thought, “Oh good, at least someone remembered to bring water.”