A Harley drove past me slowly, down a quiet street last night and a guy on a bicycle was following him shouting “ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME” to match the noise of the bike. It was amazing.

You do expect too much. 

Sales people usually know nothing about cars. That’s not their job. I had one guy tell me the new Skyactive-X engine from Mazda would need both regular gas and diesel fuel.

The most luxury for your money is going to be a used Hyundai/Kia. You can get ventilated leather seats in an Elantra now. Or a Mazda6.

BUT THINK OF HOW CUTE HER DROID COMPANION WOULD BE

Man famous for being angry and punching people, gets angry and punches someone.

If all cars are “Q” then none of them are. Suddenly their naming convention is slightly simpler.

The truely shocking thing about this story is that Digg still exists. 

I think that’s their slogan. “Fiat. I totally forgot about that car.”

This is the correct take. Or use the new 3cyl turbo from the modern Mini for “authenticity.”

For $110k, I expect that 1300cc NA breadbox to be making at least 100hp per litre. And I want it sound like Satan’s puppy got a hold of some leftover curry.

My dream is that by the time I have “fuck-you” money (totally going to happen), someone will be doing Singer style restomods on AE86s. Though by then I’m sure either gasoline cars will be banned, or the Earth will be a fiery hellscape ruled by desert gangs.

Looking at you, GT86.

They released a special edition GREEN 86 and didn’t call it the Keiichi Edition?!

We need to go back to reasonable sized rims on cars.

Not that often but I see them more than basically any other single car in that price range (except Teslas and GTRs).

I’m the kind of person who forgets the reusable grocery bags in the car, and only remembers that I brought them once I’m at the cash, so I know I’m a risk factor. I think my plan to use a literal tether, and attach myself to the car seat so I can’t get out of the car. Low-tech, but a steel cord & carabiner can’t run…

Keep the charging cable. Those things aren’t cheap.

I hope one of those names rhymes with Ronald Dump.