Oh noes!!!! I dun give away all teh secrets!

I was warned, but I clicked anyway. What. The. Fuck.

Not sure if...genius trolling or moron

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Avis. We *fly* harder.

I think that's a 997 Sport Classic.

Unique yet uninteresting. Pass the pipe.

I think you're right even though I know almost nothing about film. It's the "treated" or less natural-looking shots like the ones scanning the engine bay and low angle exterior shots that bug me the most.

There's something with the camera work on Harris' videos that just bugs me. I don't know what it's called but it's some sort of constant panning effect when filming from outside. It's not a deal breaker but every video I watch just irritates me a little.

But what about all the burning MAN jokes? So many cheap jokes to be had.

*clicks horse anus link*

That doesn't look near as bad on the big bull. It's not near as shiny, sort of like a matte chrome or paint as some might put it.

Kind of expected that response, but my point still stands.

Congratulations Jezebel, you have discovered a fucking goldmine for article sources. If you're willing to use anonymous internet commentary to write articles you will never run out and even better any point of view has support.

This may be the most meta comment of all time. OF ALL TIME.

VW food? They've been making lemons for years.

Perfect internet justice right there.

Real world: Damnit, I wasn't expecting it to be so slick. Fuck.

First, beer is a given. Second, there's nothing wrong with liking fizzy drinks. It's the lengths and cost of the efforts to make it fizzy that makes it revocation worthy.

If you buy this contraption simply to make your drinks "fizzy", your man card is revoked and you should be castrated on the spot. However, if said drink is made for lady friend with hopes of further pursuits, then please proceed as is.