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I see a big ass grille covered in chrome with lights the size of an ottoman and a 12 inch Ford logo. The diesel will have Chevy+40 horsepower and Dodge+50 lb/ft torque. It will have the best seats ever and leather everything. Some cupholders are possible and many USBs are probable. I see a $70K truck for the…

Lease rates! Where are the god damn lease rates Nissan? That's what gets people excited about Altimas.

Does it have a cob shifter?

No, Jeremy Clarkson is the Texas of Top Gear.

Wait, are you saying guns are coming from south of the border? If so that is completely wrong. AFAIK Mexico does not have a native gun manufacturing industry.

It's big, it's fat, and it tends to have bullying tendencies. All problems are approached with a cavalier 'how hard can it be' attitude. Problem? Get a hammer. Doesn't work? Get a big fucking hammer. Still can't fix it? Well, then it's time for the guns and artillery. At no point in time is logic or reason…

Very nice, sir.

I just had a literacy fail. That is all. Meant to say exclamation.

HOLY APOSTROPHE ABUSE BATMAN!!! I CANT READ YOUR COMMENT WITHOUT MAKING LOUD NOISES!!!

Can I haz A Super Turbo Fueled Up!

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70,000 Pesos right? This is North Mexico after all. Otherwise biblical crack pipe for taking all the Jeep's goodness and replacing it with plastic shiite.

Desu for the winz!!! Here's a fully functional Audi... for now.

Mango atchar is where it's at.

Yea, but can he identify Obama out of a Chicago line-up?

By the original articles logic, the F40 only had 40hp. What a dog.

Why 620 horsepower? The 620 is probably somewhat related to displacement. Maybe a 6.2 liter V12 with 105hp/liter(plausible) and 651 hp.

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