This is the key I use and I think its really cool. It's remote (Obviously) but also has a key that can be taken out of the back.

Long Islands are gross. You're gross.

10-bath? That's like 40 john walls right there!

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That's just how Kobe is wired. You tell him he can't do something and he's gonna do it. And then, he'll buy you a giant fucking ring afterwards to apologize.

As a Timbers fan, it's going to suck hating him.

Are you fucking kidding me?

He had it together enough to not want to kiss that ginger sideline reporter lady.

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#20 clearly steps on his shorts, holding them in place while Hamilton's body continues to slide.

People who bitch about refs are probably not going to watch regardless. And MJ got more calls than anyone in history and basketball was never more popular. This years finals was some of the best officiating I've seen as well. Zero technical and flagrant fouls in the 7 games. Pretty sure nobody fouled out of any games…

This took longer than it should have

It's like a Brazilian wikileaks

when this kind of flopping happens, I wouldn't be against a game suspension.

He may have just fell. It's pretty hard to stand with a Littlefoot.

"WHO.....DOES....NUMBER....TWO.....WORK.....FOR!!!!!!!"

As an American sports fan I can say that I don't give any Fucks about a one hitter in a meaningless game in May. This is the final in the top club competition in the world in the sport of soccer/football.

It's nice to see a DUB team still standing strong. (Not that the Winterhawks aren't exceptional for a junior team) That pass was filthy however. Next year though, when Portland gets their sanctions, the Spokane Chiefs will be repping hard for the West. Go Chiefs Go!

Accent FTW. I can install the stereo of my choice. Its the closest thing to the spirit of the original Mini you'll get these days in the U.S.