I get excited if one of my replies on a kinja site gets 25 stars.

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

Because zero dosage is fucking Fruit Stripe and Hubba Bubba, mate.

Check out the sign Shelly made for our work bathroom!

Run.

Shit adds up at the bottom.

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

Deadpool?

No need to visit *those* establishments.

Little known fact: Everything in and from Canada is full of fish.

Was his condition that his heart is enormous? Sure sounds like it.

You could leave it FWD...

Naw. Just the kind of person who likes watching the storm troopers kill Ewoks in “Return of the Jedi”.

You Curry-proof by removing the the 3pt line altogether.

alluminati

The difference between hitting 41% of your shots and hitting 33% is fucking enormous. It’s basically the difference between the #1 3PT shooting team in the league and the #22 team.

Horrible, yes, but why is it racist?

It looks like a 9 on his helmet, which would be Brian Lawton.

How can a Chromecast suck?