Right leg? The one he jumped off of AND landed on? Is fractured? He's gonna be just fine

"Oh no someone said bad things about me on the internet." said everyone ever

LOL

And Dwight Howard throwing double elbows at Robin Lopez's gut earlier in the Blazers-Rockets series, nothing? OK

Same thing happened with the Blazers last night (warmups at center-court, it was picked up quickly)

*smugly acknowledges that he picked SF Austin*

You have to imagine how the questions are posed, perhaps it was something like "Would you rather watch Soccer, or Baseball?" and you know, as a kid, baseball is boring to watch. So that gives them the answer of "MLS is more popular" that they were looking for.

This has nothing to do with group sex, but alright

It appears as though Will Barton is haunted by those same ghosts. What the fuck does he see? We may never know (#5 in black)

Doesn't the MLS also take a break for the World Cup and Olympics? The NBA would do it if their seasons overlapped, hell, the US Mens National Basketball Team is/was? (I'm too lazy to look now) headed by an NBA owner (Jerry Colangelo).

No....it was more funny than it was cringeworthy.

Yea, many times I feel like he shouldn't be dribbling face-up. If he gets it on the block, OK, but beyond that need to be catch and shoot, or throw in one of Dirk's patented lean-in pump fakes to draw the foul. Take away 20% or so of his "he should pass out of that" shots and his productivity would go way up. He…

Yep agreed, I'm surprised (not because of how he played, but because of his popularity) that CP3 wasn't selected. What I'm surprised about here, legitimately, is that Love got in over Aldridge. I don't feel like he has more exposure, and every single pundit was lobbying for Aldridge. Though, I'm not surprised, in…

I like the idea, but I'd rather see Aldridge and Parsons than Love and Batum, You'll find a reason to point out the fallacy but much of what happens on the court won't show up in stats. Yes, Aldridge has a high usage rate, and I'd rather see another player (I don't like him shooting the last shot) handle it more than…

I love all Blazers equally, but you're talking to the guy who rocked an 88 jersey to every game the past 2 seasons. But you're right, I'm wrong, clearly you've got this figured out, and you've got the stats to prove it. Whatever it is you're trying to prove.

JJ Hickson just blew this chart up

Yao got Jeremy Lin way too many votes, so that counts for something

You can find any stat to fit any narrative, I guess

That's not what my beef was, but ok sport

You guys are fucking snubbing LaMarcus Aldridge too? Are you serious? Chris Paul is fucking broken, but HIS omission is weird? What the fuck.