Yea, many times I feel like he shouldn't be dribbling face-up. If he gets it on the block, OK, but beyond that need to be catch and shoot, or throw in one of Dirk's patented lean-in pump fakes to draw the foul. Take away 20% or so of his "he should pass out of that" shots and his productivity would go way up. He…

Yep agreed, I'm surprised (not because of how he played, but because of his popularity) that CP3 wasn't selected. What I'm surprised about here, legitimately, is that Love got in over Aldridge. I don't feel like he has more exposure, and every single pundit was lobbying for Aldridge. Though, I'm not surprised, in…

I like the idea, but I'd rather see Aldridge and Parsons than Love and Batum, You'll find a reason to point out the fallacy but much of what happens on the court won't show up in stats. Yes, Aldridge has a high usage rate, and I'd rather see another player (I don't like him shooting the last shot) handle it more than…

I love all Blazers equally, but you're talking to the guy who rocked an 88 jersey to every game the past 2 seasons. But you're right, I'm wrong, clearly you've got this figured out, and you've got the stats to prove it. Whatever it is you're trying to prove.

JJ Hickson just blew this chart up

Yao got Jeremy Lin way too many votes, so that counts for something

You can find any stat to fit any narrative, I guess

That's not what my beef was, but ok sport

You guys are fucking snubbing LaMarcus Aldridge too? Are you serious? Chris Paul is fucking broken, but HIS omission is weird? What the fuck.

Well, despite the normal Heat fan habits they pick up, they know there wasn't much else to do in Portland plus they still had some microbrews to finish. They're really confused Heat fans.

The Blazers did this a couple weeks ago (against the Heat), two fans shown on the scoreboard promptly flipped off the camera. All in all, it went well.

Mirza is running with it. Check his twitter background https://twitter.com/Teletovic33

Fantastic. I saw The Raid first and kept putting off Dredd, but they're both fantastic.

Hey I thought I had commenting privilege on jalopnik *sulks*

This is so fucking nope.

If you enjoy the minutiae of timekeeping, also. Seeing how far through the rim that ball was when the clock finally stopped makes me weep tears of time.

"Also, Portland"

Fuck, nothing funny to say. This sucks.

Would that be, a menudo spit take?