I love all Blazers equally, but you're talking to the guy who rocked an 88 jersey to every game the past 2 seasons. But you're right, I'm wrong, clearly you've got this figured out, and you've got the stats to prove it. Whatever it is you're trying to prove.

JJ Hickson just blew this chart up

Yao got Jeremy Lin way too many votes, so that counts for something

You can find any stat to fit any narrative, I guess

That's not what my beef was, but ok sport

You guys are fucking snubbing LaMarcus Aldridge too? Are you serious? Chris Paul is fucking broken, but HIS omission is weird? What the fuck.

Well, despite the normal Heat fan habits they pick up, they know there wasn't much else to do in Portland plus they still had some microbrews to finish. They're really confused Heat fans.

The Blazers did this a couple weeks ago (against the Heat), two fans shown on the scoreboard promptly flipped off the camera. All in all, it went well.

Mirza is running with it. Check his twitter background https://twitter.com/Teletovic33

Hey I thought I had commenting privilege on jalopnik *sulks*

If you enjoy the minutiae of timekeeping, also. Seeing how far through the rim that ball was when the clock finally stopped makes me weep tears of time.

"Also, Portland"

Fuck, nothing funny to say. This sucks.

Would that be, a menudo spit take?

This review is infuriating, it feels like you needed to pick at something about everything and went out of your way to do so. The thing about "Xbox, on" was a ridiculous thing to get upset about, and it set the tone for the whole review. I'm not impressed, Kotaku.

I worked for Comcast. Cockroaches in the set top boxes were a common enough occurrence that I no longer want anything to do with Comcast. If you get a cable box, request a new one. "I want to open the box it came in" is a fairly reasonable request.

Yes I see that but the falling was unintentional, unless you know something I don't

What are you talking about? Intentionally?

"crap"