Brush before a cup of OJ. That is absolutely how you live an exciting life.

When I saw "snake bite" I didn't think it was legitimately trying to eat him... I will be more careful next time.

And completely unnecessary

Those are fighting words.

Yea, but Andrew WK

it's MMA, so it's not just one classy and respectful fighting style. There are boxers and wrestlers in UFC, since those are martial arts. While fighters in BJJ are generally classy and respectful dudes, it's not a given, just look at Anderson Silva!

I'm a fan of Chael Sonnen, he doesn't shut up but I'm sure he's not serious. He knows how to sell a fight if you're sold on things like that. It can be a little insensitive, I guess, but you have to keep in mind that these guys are thrown in cages to punch each other senseless. If you're looking for class you're…

Are you a hotel room?

If she keeps running track, she'll never get a man to catch her

No he looks several years older. Maybe 12-13-14

I always knew A-Rod was a block-head.

This is pretty cool. It got me searching for other sports broadcasts, specifically basketball, from back in the day. Even as late as the 70's would be great, but I can't find any radio archives for something like this. Anyone got links?

But what does this have to do with Easter Island?

This team hasn't played like they are over-achieving, they are playing like they belong. I do not understand. I will keep watching.

Credit to Bruce Ely of The Oregonian for this fantastic picture.

Manu Ginobili nods approvingly.

Because he already has several friends who play baseball in the majors.

Nevermind. Shut up.

Whatever. I hated the old gawker format and I generally attribute it to the downfall of gizmodo (their terrible editing didn't help). I got used to this format over at jalopnik so I barely noticed when I stopped by deadspin this morning. The side-scrolling comments are the biggest concern but I prefer the old-school…