When I saw "snake bite" I didn't think it was legitimately trying to eat him... I will be more careful next time.

And completely unnecessary

Those are fighting words.

Yea, but Andrew WK

it's MMA, so it's not just one classy and respectful fighting style. There are boxers and wrestlers in UFC, since those are martial arts. While fighters in BJJ are generally classy and respectful dudes, it's not a given, just look at Anderson Silva!

I'm a fan of Chael Sonnen, he doesn't shut up but I'm sure he's not serious. He knows how to sell a fight if you're sold on things like that. It can be a little insensitive, I guess, but you have to keep in mind that these guys are thrown in cages to punch each other senseless. If you're looking for class you're…

Are you a hotel room?

If she keeps running track, she'll never get a man to catch her

No he looks several years older. Maybe 12-13-14

I always knew A-Rod was a block-head.

It had me @ xzibit

This is pretty cool. It got me searching for other sports broadcasts, specifically basketball, from back in the day. Even as late as the 70's would be great, but I can't find any radio archives for something like this. Anyone got links?

Did you read this part "Sure enough within a few seconds of closing his door and locking hers he was at the door opening the lock. The rest is on the video."?

I luff my boxee.

But what does this have to do with Easter Island?

This team hasn't played like they are over-achieving, they are playing like they belong. I do not understand. I will keep watching.

Credit to Bruce Ely of The Oregonian for this fantastic picture.

Manu Ginobili nods approvingly.

It's even funnier if you assume that the screenshot in the article was provided by Sam himself and you realize he thinks his friends are idiots. If it's a stock photo he used then it's not as fun, but let's assume it's his. And that he watches 30 Rock, and that you hate that show. Or that he watches Portlandia and you…