no, SANDY. Not RAAAAAAAAAANDY

Ah it's a well documented fact that he shops in the wrong department. https://twitter.com/bigjohnNEP/status/295685074760900608/photo/1

You're Ludacris.

They sent a reply. https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/291941831476920321

No room for spoons

The Timbers play at Jeld-Wen Field, formerly PGE Park, formerly home of the Portland Rockies/Beavers minor-league baseball team. Also home of the PSU Vikings football team. A baseball stadium since converted to a soccer stadium, now home to a newly adopted MLS team. The MLS is not against playing in baseball stadiums.…

Rather have a Tundra

Reading is hard, huh?

Let's try this again. Joey Crawford has big dreams.