no, SANDY. Not RAAAAAAAAAANDY

Motorola had the Lapdock product out that didn't really catch on - I assume because of lack of marketing and support, and the hardware was too expensive. It's pretty neat. It was a modified Android OS that came up. There were hacks to get a full-fledged Linux to come up as well. Bionic, Atrix, Razr all had this…

Sounds like you got an LG panel. Everyone needs to read up on the Samsung vs. LG panels in the rMBP 2012. First thing you do, when you power it on, is check which panel it is. If it's an LG, return it. It's crap. There's some terminal command to show you the number or something. I'm too lazy to get it and I have to go…

Ah it's a well documented fact that he shops in the wrong department. https://twitter.com/bigjohnNEP/status/295685074760900608/photo/1

I want to...but how do you go about asking for this? I get weird looks just asking for Nacho Cheese Chalupas... "We don't carry those anymore" ..."You have Chalupa shells?" "Yes" "You have Nacho cheese?" "Yes"

You're Ludacris.

They sent a reply. https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/291941831476920321

No room for spoons

The Timbers play at Jeld-Wen Field, formerly PGE Park, formerly home of the Portland Rockies/Beavers minor-league baseball team. Also home of the PSU Vikings football team. A baseball stadium since converted to a soccer stadium, now home to a newly adopted MLS team. The MLS is not against playing in baseball stadiums.…

Rather have a Tundra

Reading is hard, huh?

Let's try this again. Joey Crawford has big dreams.