No shots of the Porzingis family, reacting to him being drafted by the Knicks?

Starred for that last sentence, because damn.

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

You didn’t win in 1812.

you don’t have to bring race into this, the fact they are black has nothing to do with their stellar skills as broadcasters

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

Pierce with the ultimate trash talking blue balls by now.

Scouting Report

The jus one.

Not cool Thibs. Black face is never okay. Even if you’re using a real face.

Thinkpieces galore are being furiously banged on keyboards as we sleep.

The best part of the Kramer one is that it's so obviously in downtown Los Angeles.

When does a pentagon have four sides?

Laugh now, but he'll probably be governor of Arkansas one day.

Go easy on the guy. He's tired from installing a screen door on his submarine.

But is she single?

Best Borgnine

The last time Bartolo Colon scored a run in 2002, he played for the Expos, who were still a team. That was two Popes ago.