Forget money, I'd endure that pouty asshole just to play with the Lakers at the Staples center.

No, this still includes the far less than 1%, though many of them would still probably switch places - not the least of which being that delightful young NBA player you referenced, Jeremy Lin.

Fairly certain 99% of Harvard grads would switch places with Mr. Lin right now.

Best part is when the fake ass stunt doubles are in the air and you can't tell which is supposed to be which.

This comment is perfect. Love this goddamn movie.

Yes, that entirely speculative hypothetical you just made up would, indeed, be a tragedy if it were not an entirely made up hypothetical.

And yet another reader who *entirely* missed the most crucial part of this story: that the defendants in question are not actually going to prison or being lashed.

Your confusion is both justified and, sadly, precisely the point.

Learn to read. Actually, never mind. It's not your fault since the author never made this clear so I'll table that cliche and explain:

Pointing out that your headline is sensationalist and factually inaccurate? Yes.

Don't worry since the beatings will likely never take place.

There's no evidence Iran has ever sought nuclear weapons. This is a myth.

Stop stating truth, everyone's gitty with their Iran bashing fever.

All of the sentences were suspended for three years...

"You're a scumbag parasitic asshole pervert sex criminal who should eat a fucking gun."

The first time in the history of the internet Betteride's law of headlines has been broken.

Funny, I checked that twice and still fucked it up.

Out of 11,080 that's 0.0037% for reference.

9/10 would let save but no burns over second degree.