But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

Don’t give Hinkie what he actively pursued. And the Cards are the worst, but not the worst.

Why do people always puke? I’m on Mi-17s now and the Afghan “commados” barf in them regularly.

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

There is only one proper Back to the Future VW Type 2.

Only hookers when they’re dead!

Strap on your skates Gordie, you’re going to heaven!

This just in: cars are big.

My parents and my wife both enjoyed watching old Top Gear with me. I loved that about the show. My wife has no interest in cars whatsoever, but she’d voluntarily sit down with me and watch. My dad became a real fan of it.

More along the lines of your boss having already told you “I don’t give a shit what you think, albo. You are replaceable. This kid isn’t.”

I once said I was self -defecating instead of self-deprecating in a job interview.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Uh, no. It clearly crossed the line.

Bro it was a goal. Tough loss but don't whine.

Quaker Instant maple-brown sugar flavor mixed into hot chocolate? That’s diabetes for breakfast! Seriously, 31 grams/2+ Tbsp of sugar (12 from the oatmeal, 19 from a packet of Swiss Miss Rich Chocolate), and the recommended weekly allowance for added sugars is 75 grams/5Tbsp.

Yep, this is definitely the “Deadpool Corollary.” So many reports from friends of going to see that movie in a theatre PACKED with kids.

I love being a Hooker. By far the strongest and most versatile in the Army’s inventory.

Actually yeah it does. If I'm doing 10 over in the left lane it's not reasonable for me to move over into a line of trucks doing 20 mph less than me to let you break the law more than me.