More along the lines of your boss having already told you “I don’t give a shit what you think, albo. You are replaceable. This kid isn’t.”

I once said I was self -defecating instead of self-deprecating in a job interview.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Uh, no. It clearly crossed the line.

Bro it was a goal. Tough loss but don't whine.

Quaker Instant maple-brown sugar flavor mixed into hot chocolate? That’s diabetes for breakfast! Seriously, 31 grams/2+ Tbsp of sugar (12 from the oatmeal, 19 from a packet of Swiss Miss Rich Chocolate), and the recommended weekly allowance for added sugars is 75 grams/5Tbsp.

Yep, this is definitely the “Deadpool Corollary.” So many reports from friends of going to see that movie in a theatre PACKED with kids.

I love being a Hooker. By far the strongest and most versatile in the Army’s inventory.

Actually yeah it does. If I'm doing 10 over in the left lane it's not reasonable for me to move over into a line of trucks doing 20 mph less than me to let you break the law more than me.

I mean, at least it's a gneiss picture.

LeBlanc is more perfect. They had to have an American to replace Hammond. ;-)

Actually, *some* white people went into defense mode. Given that 249 million Americans identify as white I think the general consensus to the video was no one gave a flying fuck. Don’t believe twitter or the media as representing any one single race of people.

The first thing I saw was the Star Fleet logo.

They’re called Marines in every military in the world. You literally have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about.

The Marines on those aircraft (assuming all naval aircrewman) train for at-sea events and are by some standards required to be excellent swimmers.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

That would make televised golf soooo much more watchable!

Yes.

El intento para pajarito y ganar el Master...LA FALLO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!