“MUSLIMS SUCK! GO PACK, GO!”

On an island with no infrastructure to speak of, so apparently these high draw electronics are all running on gas generators and solar power.
... you’ve got a point ...

I couldn’t get over the scene in Skyfall when they just plugged in the unknown laptop to MI6’s network. Like, why in the hell would a tech ‘genius’ do that? Haven’t you heard of air-gapping?

With some launch control and or traction control, a beetle can rule all.

Yes, who would’ve thought that mooring could be the fatal weakness of the airship?

(LOL. You’re not actually wrong. It was just funnier this way. Jeeze, no hotlink love this morning.)

I sort of like a world where Duke gets the shaft from the refs.

Since I became president of FIFA, we have made FIFA a big commercial company.

Double Ditto!

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

Good for him.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

It looks like Michael J. Fox is flying

We’ll work up a #6 on ‘em.

Won’t somebody help that poor man?

Howard Johnson is right

Hey, I didn’t get a harrumpf out of that guy

Gerry (generally pronounced like Jerry and more rarely as Gary, but we’ll go with the more common pronunciation) has a soft G, Good has a hard g (generally, the hard g sound is used before the non-front vowels, a o u and the soft G before the front vowels, i e y). You have it completely reversed.

That's what I'm saying!

I can see it. He doesn't have the sad, sweet solace of internet porn to fall back on. He's having to jerk off to his imagination, like a fucking Neanderthal.

“Upon further review, Patrick Kane’s late poke didn’t count.”