why? WHY!?! Because there’s a market for it, that’s why!!

A walker in every trough and a cobbler on every table!

If it wasn’t before it better be now.. Someone get that kid a swear jar and a lifetime supply of hoodies (Luke Cage tends to go through hoodies quickly).

Keep bats warm. Grasias.

Depends on your choice of weapons and given that the Indians are going to the world series and TWD came back within the same week I pose the following question: Lucielle or Pedro Cerrano’s bat posessed by Jobu (with or without its hat)?

Or....reintroduce intermissions into movies and just make the fucker 5 hours long. SCREEN TIME FOR EVERYONE!!!

Roblox servers appear to be down or spotty at best as well

As a wahoo myself I can only rationalize this by saying if you can’t beat other schools you might as well beat yourselves.

I will send a $20 bill to the staff member who can correctly guess the total number of victims to accuse Donald J. Trump of sexual assault/harassment before 11/8/16. Exact, not Price is Right rules.

You learned nothing because you tried the wrong kind of tail, maybe?

Ideally Sir Anthony Hopkins would educate him on the Queen’s English in the comments section.

“Oh, shit. $50"

My wife and I say it to each other every time we pass through there. Fuck yer county! NO! Fuck YER county!!

05-06 Ford Escape maybe?