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Some Why Your Team Sucks 2016 follow-up. Who is more racist: The AZ Cardinals fan base in general or the Washington Redskins’ name defenders (within the organization as well as fan base)?

Just a guess here but Chopper’s designation is what gave him the name (or maybe it was the other way around?)

The problem with Redskins fans acknowledging other sports is that they’re Redskins fans and therefore have their heads so far up Dan Snyder’s ass they can’t acknowledge the Caps even if they tried. “Oh yeah I hear they’re pretty good, but I just can’t get into hockey.” *Gasps for air as Snyder passes wind*

And I’ll get them come hell or high water, dammit!

I’ll give you that. It is much easier to be a Capitals fan these days. That can be a good thing (for the franchise) or a bad thing (for fans looking for a regular season seat for under $100).

Capitals fan here. All I have to say is many (most?) Capitals fans are also Redskins fans. Need I say more?

2012 Hyundai Veloster (non-turbo, 6-speed)

Seemed like it made sense at the time. I needed something that wasn’t too expensive, was good on gas and was reliable. Problem is I have two children and two dogs and need to drag some if not all of them around with me sometimes. Also I need to get groceries and other shopping…

Drew can’t even have Fun Bag / WYTS: Green Bay day without the Vikings ruining it for him. Can’t we buy the guy a break because he can’t seem to catch one.

This is the unholy union of a Mazda, Tesla and Tiburon and it does not work.

I disconnected the battery leads on my Hyundai Veloster, dumped coke on them and scrubbed off all the corrosion with a child’s toothbrush. Why is the 10mm socket always the only socket in the set that isn’t in its place!?

+1 trenchcoat and if you get to hell first, save me a seat

Didn’t even need to read the byline to know this was a Torch piece. Also

Further proof that without print media reporters there would be no 24 hour TV news cycle story regurgitation / citations.

Ashley’s baby picture

Miata people are the answer

He prefers his thumb slightly underinflated.

My last tweet will be “Goddammit Caps! So close to the cup, but couldn’t close out the series AS USUAL! Oh well, next year”

Serious question....He doesn’t have someone who can do that for him? I mean hockey players don’t even wipe their own helmet visors half the time, can’t we get a QB someone to pick the shit out of their cleats for them?