Further proof that without print media reporters there would be no 24 hour TV news cycle story regurgitation / citations.

Ashley’s baby picture

+1 shitload of dimes

Miata people are the answer

+1 rigid airship

I am of the belief that the world isn’t getting dumber, dumb people just have more access to tools giving them the ability to broadcast themselves to a much wider audience.

He prefers his thumb slightly underinflated.

My last tweet will be “Goddammit Caps! So close to the cup, but couldn’t close out the series AS USUAL! Oh well, next year”

Serious question....He doesn’t have someone who can do that for him? I mean hockey players don’t even wipe their own helmet visors half the time, can’t we get a QB someone to pick the shit out of their cleats for them?

Gyros Reborn is my favorite

A USOC spokesperson promised its full cooperation with Brazilian authorities.

If you’re gonna blow a young child’s college savings on a car, why not do it with some style?

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Watched this episode on Friday. Promptly went to the 7-Eleven down the street and bought a can of Surge.

Every NFC East team fan

I have been on a weeks long Futurama binge and am currently on season 10 episode 9. This is perfect!

Sounds an awful lot like Pres. Obama’s ConnectALL plan

Katy Ledecky