So this German guy is 6' tall and I’m taller than that. And being taller means you have an advantage... I think its time to take up a new hobby. SEE YOU IN TOKYO MEIN BITCH!

How do I know you’re telling the truth? I’d dig into that more, but I’m at work and the boss is really riding me.

Yeah, but did he take his skate off and try to stab people with it?

The dreaded ZikAids

GO DURING DECEMBER! My wife and I kept making the mistake of banging on valentine’s day so we have two kids each born within a week of christmas. We wanted to do a big trip for their birthdays and christmas so we went to Disney for a week during their birthdays and just before christmas. 80 degree weather, no rain,…

Gulf war for me. Good call on the picture.

Can I come to the Deadspin awards? I’m cool.

I didn’t need to read the article (I mean I still did, but...) all I needed to see was the headline and the boy wonder’s pic and my vote was a lock. God I hate that fuckin’ guy.

First the apple and now the Brexit...as a fellow Adam I am starting to think we’re not the best decision-makers.

Hooker here. Wrenching the nuts that hold the aft pylon onto the main airframe to proper torque-spec is a BITCH. Also DO NOT PUKE IN MY BIRD

I have an AS in Information Technology an AS in Business Administration and receiving my BS in Business Administration in August and I’m going to tie it all together with a MS in IT Management. College majors make you marketable so long as you don’t major in Ancient Greek Pottery Painting.

I smell a reboot! Quick! Someone call Paul Feig!

Obama actually LOVES cargo shorts..

That’s right. When they’re alive they’re call girls.

Buckle up for safety!

$150 off of $600 for a cost of $450 in case anybody was wondering but didn’t want to jump to amazon.

$150 off of $600 for a cost of $450 in case anybody was wondering but didn’t want to jump to amazon.

at 6'2" I fit quite well in pretty much everything...the passenger behind me however..