Can I come to the Deadspin awards? I’m cool.

I didn’t need to read the article (I mean I still did, but...) all I needed to see was the headline and the boy wonder’s pic and my vote was a lock. God I hate that fuckin’ guy.

First the apple and now the Brexit...as a fellow Adam I am starting to think we’re not the best decision-makers.

It shouldn’t have been shelved like that. It was practically begging for it. The packaging was container-tight and literally see-through. Its like it WANTED it to happen.

Hooker here. Wrenching the nuts that hold the aft pylon onto the main airframe to proper torque-spec is a BITCH. Also DO NOT PUKE IN MY BIRD

I have an AS in Information Technology an AS in Business Administration and receiving my BS in Business Administration in August and I’m going to tie it all together with a MS in IT Management. College majors make you marketable so long as you don’t major in Ancient Greek Pottery Painting.

Aim small miss small

I smell a reboot! Quick! Someone call Paul Feig!

Rather than eating it straight from the jar with a spoon (which I am ALL FOR by the way) you could also kill half a jar easy with these guys

So in Lithuania its totally cool for civilians to get in on the action during a police pursuit? Not sure my insurance company would be ok with that...

Obama actually LOVES cargo shorts..

That’s right. When they’re alive they’re call girls.

Buckle up for safety!

$150 off of $600 for a cost of $450 in case anybody was wondering but didn’t want to jump to amazon.

$150 off of $600 for a cost of $450 in case anybody was wondering but didn’t want to jump to amazon.

at 6'2" I fit quite well in pretty much everything...the passenger behind me however..

performing her own phenomenal feats of strength

Here is every game of Catan ever played “FUCK! FUCKING...WHAT THE FUCK!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?! FUCK NO!!! DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT FUCKING ROBBER ON MY [resource]!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS [relationship] IS OVER!!!”

Question - is the brothel where Yara and Theon have stopped the same place where Varys and Tyrion had stopped on their way to Meereen (where Tyrion was taken by Jorah)?

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