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• Getting hit by a car

You know what else was dropped? Peyton Manning. From my fantasy lineup. Ok benched, but still. Drew Brees might show up drunk on NyQuil but at least he can feel the fucking ball. Just retire already Manning and open up your Papa John’s franchises.

A friend and I were just discussing this very thing. Why bother with the embellishment when the actual story would have sufficed?

That last line by Ruxin is pure brilliance.

take care of this

Rooting for the Redskins is like child abuse. My father got a Redskins outfit for me as a baby in ‘83 - ‘84...I grew up rooting for them and remember their last superbowl win somewhat. I mostly remember the atmosphere because everybody was elated. Fast forward so many years and now I have a son and like an idiot,…

Back when I used to care about whether or not the Redskins succeeded I couldn’t stand listening to network announcers. Now I can’t imagine not laughing along with their constant stream of insults. #Tradition

Me during the game: WAHOOWA! WAHOOWA! WAHOOWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?

And the RGIII - N - Outs (my fantasy team) says that the Patriots defense didn’t give me shit in the way of points last night regardless of their so-called rule bending.

#BostonStrong

This is almost exactly how John Wick starts out. Does the guy have a dog and for the love of Christ is the poor thing ok?

Straight married male here - would love to win this. I like the theory that Daryl might be gay and can you imagine the freak out that seeing Norman walk arm-in-arm into the premier with another dude would cause? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!? zOMFG!!

Greater DC Metro Area Strong!!! You know...because of the DC sniper incidents? Hey man, I had to lay down in my car while pumping gas for those couple of weeks! Difficult times, I tell ya!

For the same reason she felt shame! This wasn’t the first time 10 Hail Mary’s were said in regret of her sin!

I really hope that she was able to get away and is safe now.

“It could be told in a different way,” she said. “There’s so many ways to say things without being that graphic in nature, and that’s the problem I have with this book.

#TanLivesMatter

Unfortunately with this being a Washington story Maceo’s next couple of comments will decline in quality until he is put back in the greys in favor of a consistent but less funny commenter.