Plot twist: Map previously named "States Where Popular Athletes Fathered Illegitimate Children"

Drew - My wife was walking around eating the last of the pizza I ordered and, like a cavewoman, dropped a couple of pieces on the floor without noticing. Later on I stepped on it and got marinara on the carpet. She made me clean it up. Is this bullshit or should I quit my bitching? I know you have ranked household…

I'd have hated to have been the guy tasked with pulling Bamboo Dong.

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You just got CAGED!

Christian Conservatives have been known to allow their children to die because they refuse life saving medicine and choose to pray to heal their kids.

I would agree that the anti-vax nuts (AVNs) have a strong chance of taking this, but for me the Christian Conservatives (CCs) just can't be denied the title. The AVNs have their cause and will argue it in flat-out denial of scientific evidence and without logic 'till they're blue in the face, but the CCs don't just…

oh holy shit I just took a closer look and the white on his mouth and eyes is the goofy fucking toothy grin and cartoonish eyes of this guy. yes, that made the picture even worse for me.

bukakke? no, that can't be right.

I read this in Brad Pitts Jamaican accent from Meet Joe Black.

It's called Georgia (at least...that's where we used to send people anyway).