Yeah, I'm pretty sure the point was "everyone who exists is here because of a woman so let's treat women better" not "you only matter if you've given birth."

Oh, please. *rolls eyes*

Sometimes I feel like lies don't count as lies when the truth is nobody's business anyway.

Oh, man, four children? Single? Cerebral palsy? She needs this. I hope this changes her life in so many ways. I'm getting giddy just thinking about the relief she's probably feeling. I hope she buys a huge home in the Caribbean with a live in nurse and her own personal house boy, and only let's immediate,…

"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in…

OMG THE CUTENESS!! I can't deal. He is just too adorable. That face!!

Me too! I was so excited to have a boy. Sometimes when I rock him to sleep at night, I whisper little feminist principles in his ear. "Women and men should make the same amount of money for the same work", "Patriarchy is damaging to all sexes and gender identities", "You can play with dolls, trucks, both, neither-…

I'm trying to convince myself to like that 5am wake up call - I'm a sucker for snuggles!

Kitchen sets are awesome, and every kid should have one. Every. Single. Kid.

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

I can cite so many examples of this, but my favorite was the male attorney who asks me to fix the copy machine when it jams. It took me years to finally come up with the proper response, "Ray, I went to the same law school as you, and they still don't offer any office equipment repair classes."

Just to let you know, I earmarked my tax money to pay for this particular guy's pizza, so lay the fuck off. It's paid for, we got it covered.

The upside is that, if anyone has ever deserved a shitty tip, it's you!

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

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Have you tried Benefit They're Real? I recently switched to another mascara and forgot how they shed all over and leave blackish hues under my eyes. They're Real doesn't budge and it's the shit.

god i heard the clip and i wanted to punch his face off his face and then take his skin face and tan it and then put that on a dart board and use it and then attach that to a missile and blow it up and then take the ashes of that and pee on them and then take that and put it under the part of my yard where my dog pees…

Uhm. I could have a thousand kit kats for what my computer cost but I still need my fucking computer to do my work every day (so I can buy kit kats).

Yeah, it's a lot of money. Because running a country doesn't, and shouldn't, cost the same as a Twix bar. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THIS. STOP BEING FUCKING IDIOTS, GUYS.

Man, the Night Vale Elementary School has really stepped it up.