I feel like I'm so used to it I don't even think about it.


That's the problem.

The medical establishment can barely handle a new billing/coding system without imploding. There are no conspiracies because we just don't have the time, the desire or the intention to be malicious. Direct your paranoia to the government and the Illuminati where it belongs.

I got excited about Selena and Zooey's fries because well, fries. But then I remembered that vocal fries are not delicious and I was sad.

Also, I once had liquefied potatoes IN MY TRUNK. No wonder my car smelled so bad.

Why are stilettos so bad? I have very very few pairs of heels that are not stiletto and most of those are cowboy boots.

Project runway has done a couple of challenges in the past with everyday women, many of them plus size. The designers complained non stop about having to work with sizes they weren't used to,then threw the ladies in MUMU's! and some of the ladies cried. I for one don't want to see that again unless the designers are…

HOW IS THIS THE ONLY HIGHLIGHTED COMMENT FOR ME?!?! THIS IS A GARBAGE COMMENT FULL OF 100% FAIL AND I HATE IT!

High end stores have this problem of not even displaying their "bigger" sizes. I was in BCBG picking out some clothes to try on and almost everything that was displayed was a 2, 4, 6. I had to ask the sales lady to go into the back to get me size 10s and 12s. Finally after a while of doing this she said, "yea I guess…

I haven't lost any weight in the last several years, maybe have gained a pound or two in the meantime. Everytime I see someone I haven't seen in a while, they gush about how much weight I've lost. It just convinces me that everybody remembers me as very fat in their heads. They mean well, but I just end up insulted.

Clashes like this can be resolved perfectly simply: pistols at dawn. Name your second, Wacklemore.

This is wonderful. Good for the letter writer.

I swear it works! At least in the kind of small doses of working with garlic in my personal kitchen. I don't know if it would hold up to someone working in an industrial kitchen chopping garlic for hours.

You'll probably just be spending the whole time daydreaming about Hannibal's Dancy coming over to your house and playing "games" with you.

"What's nice is there are people who are hugely passionate about it. It's not like they're just sort of regular fans; they're superfans who absolutely love everything about it."

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.

Also, someone else already did the Johnny Cash version too!

I threw this together for you

"Saying a lunchbox is a trigger for bullying is like saying a short skirt is a trigger for rape. It's flawed logic. It doesn't make any sense."