Oh, god. No.
I will never ever forget the day that we did a event for cancer patients - makeovers, nails, hair. This lady asked me to do her make-up but told me - rater stubbornly and like she expecting a problem - that she liked blue eyeshadow and didn't want any other color. So I said okay no problem. She side-eyed me and said,…
My rule is to only tell sex stories if they're funny.
Hi there, young parent here. Just came here to say that based on other child celebrity's parents, I'm guessing it's more money than age. Dina Lohan wants to have a good time and have heaps of her child's money, but she isn't in her 30s. I'm 38 with an 18 year old, and I have zero interest in partying A) with her and…
So...the "true racists" are an entire race that this not-at-all-racist gentleman describes as "a race of ghetto gang banging thug criminals."
And how does a person respond to something like this? How does a woman who started reading this website as a teenager, who used to seek refuge here when her ideas about gender and equality were shot down by her friends, peers, and sometimes even family, who for some reason imagined this place as being a center for…
Re: Naomi Watts dancing sexually for Leo. Maybe a little something like this?
My favorite comment, on the AV Club's coverage of this:
This sucks because Marceline is the best. That is fact. One quibble though BMO doesn't *have* a gender.
Ah, you haven't completed the Cheese Trinity. You have the cheesehead, you now need cheese curds and the ceremonial cheese dagger. Once you have all three, all the treasures of Wisconsin will be unveiled to you. May the Glory and the Majescheese be yours.
Maybe these kind of possessions should be buried with their owner. Future archeologists could speculate whether people in tombs/caskets with more sex toys were of higher status. And it would make open casket funerals more interesting.
People who don't watch their kids while they're flying are the worst. I don't mind if the kids are just sitting there talking to Mom or looking out the window but for the love of Pete, people, DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN STARE AT AND/OR TOUCH OTHER PASSENGERS. Once or twice by accident is fine, but how fucking unnerving…
Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.
An NSFW would be good here, there are naked lady pictures. I hope the IT guys are happy.
I love Mads Mikkelsen with all my heart...
Also I'm offended that Matt Bomer is not on your list of alternatives. Dude is like objectively the most handsome man ever. I wonder if anyone's taken measurements of his face...
DANGER!