I assume anybody voting NP is trying to get our attention because they’re in grave personal danger, and their only way to signal us is to say something obviously ridiculous.

Paint it brown and it is the white whale of NP/ND.

THANK YOU.  I struggle to see this particular move as anything but a good thing.  Or are we just shitting on all Nixon moves because Nixon?

Nah. This is bottom of the barrel configuration of this car.

I guess “Keep Portland Weird” means not bothering to wipe the cruddy dashboard before taking a picture of it. ND.

So... 56 miles on a charge. 43600 miles on the odometer. So at minimum, that battery pack has been charged 779 times. It’s likely quite a lot more since you’re not running it down to 0 before charging each time.

Not enough range for a kid’s paper route.  ND

*In theory*, the Crown Vic is the perfect jalop’s car. Cheap, simple, indestructible, and easy to work on. The problem is it’s spiritually owned by the weirdo police cosplay types, which no well adjusted person wants to be associated with.

Oh yeah the mayor says he was talking to old Little Flower. Missed opportunity to make that a gag.

Me being the history nerd, always kinda wished they leaned more into history. The Titanic briefly shows up in 2 and I think that’s awesome.

Selling dude is right in the ballpark for less-than-stellar ‘96 Vettes for what he’s asking:

I actually don’t mind the SSR looks.  But then I’m the kid that wore epic bell bottoms to high school when Painters caps were the style.

Well, the 30" was for home and needed a forklift to move. The 13" like the one in the picture was in the back of the van for the kids. I was living large.

I think the issue with the SSR isn’t the style per say, but the timing.

To me, it’s not a car in particular, but a material.

I pretty much hate everything about this thing, but I don't think the price is too bad.  Look at the interior, somebody loved their crosscab.  $4600 for a car that clean at about a decade old is par for the course these days, think of it as a Murano with a vinyl top and you are good to go.

The train companies have consistently complained that, even when they do catch a suspect, they get out with no bail the next day.

Nice find and well done!!!

Brief synopsis of the warranty history:

For that about the same money or less, I can get a stock example with half the mileage or less like this one: