Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

No Porgs, please. I’m an adult now and would rather have my movies about space wizards battling each other with glow swords reflect my maturity.

Bill Wegman graduated from my high school. My senior year he came back to talk to us for a career day. All I had to say was he didn’t try very hard in school and never really cared much about going to class! It was hysterical

Brandon Sanderson clears his throat, drops his latest brick of a novel on the table, and offers to finish off the series for him.

This happens to me from time to time, I just hit rewind til I get it right.

What is happening is that the judge awarded Dawn shared custody rights even though she is not biologically related to the child, who is biologically Michael and Andrea’s child. Michael was fighting Dawn having shared custody rights because, if Dawn did not have shared custody, he would only have to share custody 50/50…

I was looking forward to it, then completely forgotten that was being made but then I watched the entire community for the first time ever and found out Danny Pudi is in it, so I’m looking forward to this even more.

so, “is a cubs fan”

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

I didn’t feel that bad until I saw the security guard took the ball back. That’s just a kick in the dick.

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Here's the performance that elicited the best audience reaction of all time. You can watch it below if you feel like being embarrassed forever. Update: Apparently the Smith family jaw-drop was prompted by Lady Gaga's performance. It's still an apt reaction to the show as a whole.