No, the only way that the PL gets a 5th Champions League team is if one of either Arsenal or Chelsea finish out of the top 4 and win the Europa League, as Manchester United did in 2017.

And sometimes the Ambien kicks in a little faster than I expected.

Locked now, but her twitter profile page is exactly what you would expect it to be.

My question after the direct is: should I just go ahead and buy a used Wii U just to play that console’s Zelda games? Or will they immediately announce a Switch collection of those 3 games right after I do that?

He seems destined to be one of those guys who will show just enough potential to get one of those “he’s getting paid how much? for how long?” contracts from a bad team in free agency, but the overall body of work will never rise above Butt-level.

I’d like to add that Thon Maker and D.J. Wilson are Butt, John Henson was Butt but isn’t anymore, and Jason Kidd belongs in the Hall of Fame for Coaches who are Butt.

So a guy got beat up either because the backup punter was fighting for truth or because he was being a dick to the younger players.

“Sure, I could have any job any time I wanted to, but I felt that this, the third choice placeholder for the worst franchise in the NFL, this was the job I was holding out for.”

Considering that the last time he was the head coach of a (purposefully) bad team, the Bucks hired his replacement before they even bothered to tell him he was fired, I can hardly blame Drew for at least wanting to guarantee a few years salary before he has the stench of another 15 win season permanently attached to…

It’s even more hilarious when you find out why they didn’t have those two first round picks.

Oooh I know who’s boat that is!

There are too many time zones and we can solve a lot of problems by getting rid of one. Everything to the east of the Mississippi River is eastern time, west of the Mississippi to the Rocky Mountains is central time, everything west of the rockies is Pacific Time. If you’re a tiny state without any people that doesn’t…

PRO: Free! I was fully expecting this to be a paid addon.

Relegation would end tanking really quick too.

And everything you said makes sense, except that the Yankees (and the Dodgers, and the Giants, etc) are treating the Luxury Tax line as a hard cap this year. The the big question is, are those teams just taking the opportunity to reset their tax penalties before they go sign Harper and Machado next year? Or is this…

Not necessarily, they may sign him to a totally reasonable contract that will have analysts commending them on their restraint. And then his leg will fall off.

He might be, but if you’re a GM, give him a ~$40 million guarantee and then he goes back to being the Case Keenum who was cut loose by the Texans and the Jeff Fischer Rams, then I doubt you get a chance to finish the season before you’re shitcanned. So are you willing to bet your NFL career on it?

Completely unrelated, but when I was thinking of places where Lebron could end up next year, I realized that Philly has the cap room to sign anyone to a max deal and has a young core of guys who, unlike LA, mostly aren’t awful.

It’s less claustrophobic in person than it appears on TV, though the big rail for the roof over the outfield and the long shadows the roof make give you an odd sensation of being indoors even when the roof is open.

He was adequate in left, then they moved him to right for two years and he was really, really bad, and now continues to be really bad in left again. Their “best” lineup would have Braun at first, but I’m guessing they think they’ll get more value by trading Santana.