Being hit by a car should be at 30. If for whatever reason I was ever forced to go to a Hooters, I would spend the entire walk from the car to the front door praying for someone to run me over before I got there.

On the other hand, we should really be congratulating France for the fact that under his stewardship, NASCAR has become so irrelevant that no one really bothers to care about the stupid things its President has to say about Donald Trump.

Agreed, every strategy game I’ve ever played I’ve done this, and I had no idea this was even a thing until recently.

Everyone loves the free market up to the point where the invisible hand starts slapping them around for a change.

I’d say on a person-by-person basis Seahawks fans are probably worse, but Packer fans get bons points because we’ve managed to carry on our insufferable level of smugness for almost 50 years straight.

This family, like most family members born in 2006* or later, is known to throw a tantrum now and then.

I guarantee you that if I could hit a ball more than 25 feet I would admire the hell out of it every time.

I remember long, long ago when I knew nothing about baseball (or most things) signing up for Insider largely because of Neyer.

A few things that I’ve noticed at least:

PATRIOTS! 5 OTHER TEAMS! The AFC Playoffs are on CBS!

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

In replying to #3, as a Wisconsin democrat I can assure you that we’re a goddamn mess. Remember during the recall elections, the enthusiastic, pro-union effort? The dem’s candidate that year was 1) The same guy who lost to Walker the first time, and 2) Also was anti-public unions.

Does it seem like Tampa Bay has a high number of former 1st round picks who fail in really unique circumstances? Or is that just because they always have so many of them?

It’s really amazing how many places are having trouble maintaining grass fields in areas where grass doesn’t grow.

also known as the one position on which he isn’t totally bananas

I did a report on President McKinley when I was in 8th grade. The only thing I really remember from it was that he died because the doctors of the time couldn’t help themselves from sticking things in his bullet hole.

The drawings are showing them hosting a mock Super Bowl, so maybe the Lombardi Trophy is just a seasonal decoration?

There’s really no good way to make it work. There’s 7 mountain and pacific teams for 8 spots, so unless one central time zone team moves west (like, say, the Rams) then there will always be one team out of place.

Why is it that in every game I play I’m always constantly collecting herbs? Like, it would be nice to once walk into a store in one of these worlds and just say, “yeah, I need to buy a shitload of herbs. I’ll take the whole case if you have it. I’m just too busy saving the world to pick all these myself.”

We all owe Ariana Grande an apology.