It’s really amazing how many places are having trouble maintaining grass fields in areas where grass doesn’t grow.

also known as the one position on which he isn’t totally bananas

I did a report on President McKinley when I was in 8th grade. The only thing I really remember from it was that he died because the doctors of the time couldn’t help themselves from sticking things in his bullet hole.

The drawings are showing them hosting a mock Super Bowl, so maybe the Lombardi Trophy is just a seasonal decoration?

There’s really no good way to make it work. There’s 7 mountain and pacific teams for 8 spots, so unless one central time zone team moves west (like, say, the Rams) then there will always be one team out of place.

Why is it that in every game I play I’m always constantly collecting herbs? Like, it would be nice to once walk into a store in one of these worlds and just say, “yeah, I need to buy a shitload of herbs. I’ll take the whole case if you have it. I’m just too busy saving the world to pick all these myself.”

We all owe Ariana Grande an apology.

If I remember right, I think that’s precisely the reason why Texas ended up not leaving for the Pac 10 (or any other conference) despite it seeming like a “done deal.”

I’m close to finishing my first Skyrim playthrough (way behind the times, I know).

It will always be Enron to me.

I was just thinking how weird it was that ESPN’s coverage headlines that Dez Bryany will “houldout” if he doesn’t get a new deal. How the hell can you be a holdout if you’re not under contract?

Everyone’s contract is gonna look absurd - this year. Next year when the cap ballons it’ll look a lot more reasonable.

Could, possibly, had they not already done the exact same thing with Paul Westphal.

Dude, he TRADED for Austin Rivers. He actually gave another NBA team an actual NBA asset for the right to have an awful player that no one else wanted.

It’s one of the rare cases where a brand name actually improved the name of a stadium, especially since Charles Comiskey was a gigantic dick who doesn’t deserve the honor.

“Teenage Mike Huckabee with full chub watching high school girls shower” is your disturbing mental image of the day.

They just published a new build to the Insider program on Thursday last week, and there’s a little bit of polish left to do, so I guess they’re going to take as much time as they can to make changes.

Kind of a stunner how their decision to trade a very good and extremely cheap pitcher for two steaming piles of crap hasn’t work out for them.

I like how Barcelona strung Bayern out just long enough to convince them that may actually have a chance.

Considering that Giannis had wanted to do that since Game 1, I’m glad he waited until the Bucks season was essentially over.