As a resident of his district, let me say how proud I am of the fact that he can now be an embarrassment on a national level instead of just local.

I suppose that could be an interesting analytic study - is it better for the defense to just tackle the receiver if the DB knows he's getting beat and has no help, or is it better off in the long run to let the receiver go and force the QB to actually make an accurate deep throw (which isn't a guarantee)?

Now now, the reason that baseball player got so much shit was because that was his SECOND kid's birth he missed ball games for. 'Cause we all know that once you have one kid all the ones after that aren't nearly as important, amirite?

If you ever need to try to explain to someone "why does this asshole still have his job?" then this is the best answer. Of all the people criticizing him, none of them are the people who can actually fire him.

Also: faux sports bars.

He's more commonly known as "God damn dumb ass motherfucker Brad Jones" here in Wisconsin. This isn't anything we haven't seen several times in the last few years.

I'm going to assume that Traditional American is code for "fried things."

Didn't you see? The Academy Fixed racism last year so now they can go back to their cozy status quo until people start to notice again.

When even ESPN's article says that cynics could see him as "a yes man to York and general manager Trent Baalke," well, then you know you've made a good hire.

Key & Peele had a guest starring role on Fargo too - so we can draw a straight line from Key & Peele -> Fargo -> Allison Tolman = victory, right?!?

Might help to just stop being friends with racist assholes, then.

I wish there was a way to send players out on a loan in the NFL, so that a team like the Giants could get some cash for loaning Eli Manning to the Cardinals for the remainder of their miserable season. Not because I have any particular affinity to either the Cards or Manning, but I just don't want t have t watch…

By far my favorite part of College Coach Firing Season (besides seeing deserving assholes get shitcanned, of course) is watching delusional college sports fans talk about all the big name coaches lining up for that shitty job.

More relevant in this case since the Twins are paying a replacement level player over $10 million for his "character" and "leadership."

Pre-Cataclysm Zones, Ranked:

"He's from Iowa. Let's force a Field of Dreams reference in somewhere."

I would rather load trucks for a living then ever apologize to one of these awful PC groups ruining the country.

Fact: The Mr. Goodbars and Krackles that come in the giant Fun Size bags are infinitely better than their regular-sized brethren. I'm not sure of the science behind it, but it's undeniable.

27. Milwaukee Bucks - Brad Lohaus and Blue Edwards