I actually live in Brighton so your first excuse would be great!

I LOVE tending the nets in the middle of Birmingham!

Ouch

I wanted this so bad it hurts...It would have worked so incredibly well!

I was relaxed, just pointing it out.

Give him a break, they were posted not a minute apart, probably effectively, at the same time.

If it works Android users will be GREEN with envy.

It's fantastic, and it's built like a house.

I completely agree, I believe three workouts a week (alternated) of around half an hour long max is the optimal amount.

Needs more boob physics.

Ezio has a wrist mounted hand canon given to him by Leo in the second game.

At least we have our version of Fox News!

Solitaires for newbs, yo!

OMGWTFBBQ NO MINESWEEPER? FREECELL?

You mean to tell me that they DIDN'T intend it to be a giraffe getting fellatio?!

Me three, I expected something slightly more titillating...

I don't know about you, but all my family jewels came from my mother...

The voice of reason, hallelujah!

As you bloody well should!

Don't forget to change the text colour to something other than black...otherwise we won't really be able to read anything...